Likzoggem is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, capable salamander.

Likzoggem created light five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likzoggem, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Likzoggem, he will be very sad.

Likzoggem's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Likzoggem's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat moths with great respect.

2. Erect three nickel sculptures of Likzoggem on top of important buildings.

3. Retreat if seven otters approach from the north.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.