Sabdobjan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, pitiless hydra.

Sabdobjan created bats six million years ago.

If you believe in Sabdobjan, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Sabdobjan, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Sabdobjan's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Sabdobjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt turtles.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Retreat if seven geese approach from the north.

4. Never think ill of sick horses.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.