Won is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, egotistical giraffe.

Won created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Won, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Won, she will boil you in a big pot.

Won's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Won's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.