Sterbuttan Hivhabgil is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, flying octopus.

Sterbuttan Hivhabgil created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterbuttan Hivhabgil, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sterbuttan Hivhabgil, it will curse you with boils.

Sterbuttan Hivhabgil's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Sterbuttan Hivhabgil's Holy Commandments

1. Sterbuttan Hivhabgil loves geese, so they must be respected.

2. Never talk about great tits.

3. Never feed turnips to tortoises while wearing green dresses.

4. Run away from gray horses, for they are unholy.

5. Never go into red rooms.