Botfudfommetfodcimort is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, conceited dragon.

Botfudfommetfodcimort created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botfudfommetfodcimort, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Botfudfommetfodcimort, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Botfudfommetfodcimort's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Botfudfommetfodcimort's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Always obey Botfudfommetfodcimort's priests.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always wear orange.