Gebcitbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humorless mouse.

Gebcitbarn created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebcitbarn, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gebcitbarn, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Gebcitbarn's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Gebcitbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never run in the presence of badgers.

4. Hide from gray birds for they are unholy.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Gebcitbarn.