Sid is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, ruthless fly.

Sid created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sid, it will make you grow a tail.

Sid's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Sid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Worship no other gods but Sid.

3. Always help tortoises in need.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.