Poppittimbogzantofkadfum Natzodfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, grumpy finch.

Poppittimbogzantofkadfum Natzodfarn created Mount Everest three million years ago.

If you believe in Poppittimbogzantofkadfum Natzodfarn, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Poppittimbogzantofkadfum Natzodfarn, he will think nothing of it.

Poppittimbogzantofkadfum Natzodfarn's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Poppittimbogzantofkadfum Natzodfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always treat dogs with great respect.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never eat rice.

5. Never play with disobedient children.