Fabwanyak is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, tranquil shrew.

Fabwanyak created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabwanyak, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fabwanyak, it will not care at all.

Fabwanyak's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Fabwanyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear white trousers.

2. Hide if eight great tits approach from the north.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.