Cipbabjiparpkenquamtip is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, slow guinea pig.

Cipbabjiparpkenquamtip created viruses four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipbabjiparpkenquamtip, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cipbabjiparpkenquamtip, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cipbabjiparpkenquamtip's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Cipbabjiparpkenquamtip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not commit murder.