Fedbed Cindumbid is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unthoughtful tortoise.

Fedbed Cindumbid created an up quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedbed Cindumbid, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fedbed Cindumbid, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Fedbed Cindumbid's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Fedbed Cindumbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about snails.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.