Garrapflow is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tiresome ant.

Garrapflow created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Garrapflow, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Garrapflow, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Garrapflow's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Garrapflow's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Always look after injured swans.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Garrapflow must be the most important thing in your life.