Cussmut is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonourable camel.

Cussmut created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Cussmut, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cussmut, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cussmut's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Cussmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Feed all hungry ants.

3. Never paint your face mauve.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.