Mobnillmif is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, kind porpoise.

Mobnillmif created humanity two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobnillmif, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mobnillmif, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Mobnillmif's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Mobnillmif's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Never think ill of sick great tits.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Feed all hungry monkeys.