Fudmutvegbum Camparkwot is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, almighty deer.

Fudmutvegbum Camparkwot created the world two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudmutvegbum Camparkwot, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fudmutvegbum Camparkwot, it will turn you into a mole.

Fudmutvegbum Camparkwot's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Fudmutvegbum Camparkwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Retreat if six great tits approach from the north.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. You must pray to Fudmutvegbum Camparkwot four times a day.