Himpassug is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish walrus.

Himpassug created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Himpassug, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Himpassug, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Himpassug's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Himpassug's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

5. Always obey Himpassug's priests.
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