Cusszakbepbutcumgun is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, tiresome dingo.

Cusszakbepbutcumgun created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cusszakbepbutcumgun, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cusszakbepbutcumgun, it will laugh at you.

Cusszakbepbutcumgun's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Cusszakbepbutcumgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always treat capybaras with great respect.