Bimfathak is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, ill-tempered clam.

Bimfathak created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimfathak, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bimfathak, it will not invite you to parties.

Bimfathak's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Bimfathak's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never wear gray stockings.

3. Always help otters.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.