Zabfatlog is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, passionate cobra.

Zabfatlog created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Zabfatlog, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zabfatlog, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Zabfatlog's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Zabfatlog's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Zabfatlog.

2. Never skip in the presence of mice.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Feed all hungry turtles.

5. Retreat if eight snakes approach from the east.