Zetbudshav is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unfair guinea pig.

Zetbudshav created humanity nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zetbudshav, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zetbudshav, she will be very sad.

Zetbudshav's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Zetbudshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Zetbudshav loves mites, so they must be respected.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Do not chop down trees.