Jadfitgemnib is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, smart owl.

Jadfitgemnib created bats three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadfitgemnib, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jadfitgemnib, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Jadfitgemnib's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Jadfitgemnib's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jadfitgemnib.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Retreat if three cats approach from the east.