Fubcip is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fast troll.

Fubcip created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Fubcip, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fubcip, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Fubcip's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Fubcip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

4. Foxes are not to be trusted.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.