Jipcan is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, duplicitous monkey.

Jipcan created the planet Mars nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipcan, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jipcan, it will turn you into a slug.

Jipcan's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Jipcan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Feed all hungry snails.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Do not kill tapirs.