Sugyamveg is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, narcissistic hippopotamus.

Sugyamveg created a Higgs boson three million years ago.

If you believe in Sugyamveg, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sugyamveg, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Sugyamveg's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Sugyamveg's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always wear green.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never hurt bats.