Yotnigbud is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, capable whale.

Yotnigbud created energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yotnigbud, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yotnigbud, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Yotnigbud's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Yotnigbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yotnigbud.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always help eagles.

5. Always treat horses with great respect.