Dothudvonk is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthinking gerbil.

Dothudvonk created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dothudvonk, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dothudvonk, it will try to impress you with trees.

Dothudvonk's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Dothudvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Always help goats.

4. Do not kill eagles.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.