Ratpog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, merciful hamster.

Ratpog created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Ratpog, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ratpog, she will be mildly annoyed.

Ratpog's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Ratpog's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ratpog.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. You must never eat coconuts.