Cissbestquamlist is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, resourceful faun.

Cissbestquamlist created an up quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cissbestquamlist, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cissbestquamlist, it will turn you into a worm.

Cissbestquamlist's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Cissbestquamlist's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Cissbestquamlist must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Run away from mauve eagles, for they are unholy.