Fotfutmeg is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, amazing wren.

Fotfutmeg created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fotfutmeg, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fotfutmeg, she will have a low opinion of you.

Fotfutmeg's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Fotfutmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of grasshopers.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.