Xuckonttap is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, overgenerous faun.

Xuckonttap created the Cigar Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Xuckonttap, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Xuckonttap, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Xuckonttap's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Xuckonttap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Xuckonttap must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.