Rencubdut is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, competent scorpion.

Rencubdut created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rencubdut, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rencubdut, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rencubdut's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Rencubdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not speak about bananas.