Kapbodhaddagrullkipmot is a god.

He takes the form of a small, prudent raccoon.

Kapbodhaddagrullkipmot created the solar system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kapbodhaddagrullkipmot, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kapbodhaddagrullkipmot, he will throw large rocks at you.

Kapbodhaddagrullkipmot's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Kapbodhaddagrullkipmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick doves.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Do not take Kapbodhaddagrullkipmot's name in vain.

5. Always look after injured rats.