Begdadgad is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, emotional clam.

Begdadgad created a strange quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Begdadgad, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Begdadgad, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Begdadgad's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Begdadgad's Holy Commandments

1. Begdadgad loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

2. Always help sick snails.

3. You must love Begdadgad.

4. Retreat if five foxes approach from the west.

5. Pray towards the east.