Stigflagven is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, ill-tempered dolphin.

Stigflagven created Asia six million years ago.

If you believe in Stigflagven, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Stigflagven, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Stigflagven's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Stigflagven's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Never pour water over plants.