Cartanrawquat Pasfab is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, resourceful crane.

Cartanrawquat Pasfab created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cartanrawquat Pasfab, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cartanrawquat Pasfab, she will turn you into a rat.

Cartanrawquat Pasfab's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Cartanrawquat Pasfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never talk about manatees.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.