Nannulnull is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, thoughtless zebra.

Nannulnull created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nannulnull, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nannulnull, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nannulnull's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Nannulnull's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Always treat goats with great respect.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always wear pink.

5. Do not chop down trees.