Likdogcar is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unselfish hummingbird.

Likdogcar created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likdogcar, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Likdogcar, she will turn you into a rat.

Likdogcar's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Likdogcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not drink alcohol.