Armquillarm Gupbossfat is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fast meerkat.

Armquillarm Gupbossfat created silver seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Armquillarm Gupbossfat, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Armquillarm Gupbossfat, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Armquillarm Gupbossfat's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Armquillarm Gupbossfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Pray towards the east.