Nurtstragtettimiftofdab is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, vain beaver.

Nurtstragtettimiftofdab created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurtstragtettimiftofdab, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nurtstragtettimiftofdab, she will turn you into a sheep.

Nurtstragtettimiftofdab's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Nurtstragtettimiftofdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt otters.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.