Dosscipyam Flabgarcanjip Botgigcid is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, ill-tempered beaver.

Dosscipyam Flabgarcanjip Botgigcid created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dosscipyam Flabgarcanjip Botgigcid, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dosscipyam Flabgarcanjip Botgigcid, he will laugh at you.

Dosscipyam Flabgarcanjip Botgigcid's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Dosscipyam Flabgarcanjip Botgigcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always help whales.

4. Never hurt tortoises.

5. Do not hurt squirrels.