Didquamfot is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonourable coyote.

Didquamfot created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didquamfot, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Didquamfot, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Didquamfot's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Didquamfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always help sick swans.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never paint your neck white.