Hot is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, effective dove.

Hot created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hot, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hot, it will turn you into a tree.

Hot's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Hot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. You must never eat onions.

4. Do not hurt horses.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.