Hogbadfag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tiresome coyote.

Hogbadfag created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogbadfag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hogbadfag, he will cry a lot.

Hogbadfag's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Hogbadfag's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never eat melons.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hogbadfag.

4. Never feed lemons to porpoises while wearing blue stockings.

5. Never sit in holy places.