Gilgudved is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, kind jellyfish.

Gilgudved created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilgudved, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gilgudved, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gilgudved's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Gilgudved's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gilgudved.

3. Feed all hungry tapirs.

4. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Gilgudved.