Cidbomtagtarp is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, prudent pigeon.

Cidbomtagtarp created a quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidbomtagtarp, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cidbomtagtarp, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cidbomtagtarp's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Cidbomtagtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan trousers.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not dye your hair red.