Nilnegnar is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, egotistical donkey.

Nilnegnar created the planet Venus nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nilnegnar, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nilnegnar, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Nilnegnar's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Nilnegnar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help rats.

2. Do not take Nilnegnar's name in vain.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nilnegnar.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Always stare at clouds.