Methantarpdudnulgigzig is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, deceitful snail.

Methantarpdudnulgigzig created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Methantarpdudnulgigzig, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Methantarpdudnulgigzig, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Methantarpdudnulgigzig's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Methantarpdudnulgigzig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Methantarpdudnulgigzig on top of all buildings.

3. Run away from white badgers, for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Methantarpdudnulgigzig.