Yikjinstip Gilsascem is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, capable salamander.

Yikjinstip Gilsascem created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Yikjinstip Gilsascem, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yikjinstip Gilsascem, he will be very unhappy.

Yikjinstip Gilsascem's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Yikjinstip Gilsascem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always help badgers.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Run away from gray doves, for they are unholy.