Zaknulltal is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, staggering snake.

Zaknulltal created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zaknulltal, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zaknulltal, he will be very unhappy.

Zaknulltal's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Zaknulltal's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Zaknulltal.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Feed all hungry great tits.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Zaknulltal on top of all buildings.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.