Nabfossmit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, conceited tapir.

Nabfossmit created tapeworms three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabfossmit, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nabfossmit, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Nabfossmit's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Nabfossmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Nabfossmit loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not stand on grass.